10 Things I learned from Hannah Montana: The Movie

• Malls are the root of all Evil

• You should never upstage your best friend on their birthday

• A good band always knows your song, even if you wrote it 5 minutes ago

• It is possible to be in two places at once, if you have no manners

• Never show up at a party without your own line dance

• People want the truth as long as it comes at no cost

• All your problems can be worked through with the aid of an acoustic guitar

• Don’t bring your pet ferret to dinner

• A charity concert always saves the day

• Sometimes life requires multiple personalities