Go Chubby or Go Home!

I'm sorry, Starbucks. I know you're only trying to help me better myself, but the "Skinny" Latte"? Come On!

Call me crazy, but I want the one with the fat in it.

I support the cultural change-over from "Supersize Me" to "Minimize Me" but must everything that tastes good in this world be ruined?

If shaving a few calories off my morning coffee by ordering a "Skinny" Latte helps me earn the title of "Biggest Loser" it won't because of my weight loss.

From now on I'll be ordering the Chubby Latte (© 2008).

I can hear it now... "I have a Chubby Latte on the bar for [insert mispronounced name here]..."

Down with "Skinny"... Go Chubby or Go Home!